Bakit nga ba?

Earlier in my workstation at the office, an officemate, who is proud to be an AE, had to borrow my thumbdrive to transfer some files from her laptop to our IT support's PC which is infront of my desk. She plugged my thumbdrive and saw it named "kAm0TE". Out of curiosity, and since it was one of my popular nickname in the office, she asked me, "baket kamote? ha elmor?!"

Hhhhmmmm... HHHHHmmmm...
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hhhmm..

Baket nga ba?! Parang ngaun ko lang naisip na na-dedma ko sya kanina ng mga ilang segundo habang nangyayari sa isip ko yang mga letra at tuldok na yan(sorry addie :P).Everybody have had a "kamote moment". It could be anything. For example, when a student doesn't studies his lesson well and you see him scratch his head during exams, you'll know his already having his own, fresh na fresh, straight-off-the grill, mainit-init pa, "kamote moment". Or if i'm wrong, the answer is "clear", no dandruff!, mag memo-plus gold ka na!(maybe i should get paid for these advertisment?! nah!). As this thought keeps on revolving inside my head in guadalupe on my way home, i accidentaly stepped on a big.....wait for it... big trash pan! The next thing I know, an avalanche of garbage splashed up to the back of my knees, staining my pants. Anak ng tinapa, kamote moment na naman on the spot, at parang tinapa rin yata yung isa sa mga nakita ko na tumalsik sa paa ko! Anyway, when I was in gradeschool, "nangangamote" rin ako sa exam, pero hindi tulad ng "pangangamote" ko kapag mga kaklase kong babae na ang magsimulang mang-asar. For some unknown reasons, since bata, pwede kang "makipag-suntukan" kahit sa mga babae, at panigurado papalagan ka rin nila! Kung su-swertehin ka pa ng konti, e baka ikaw pa ang magulpi nya! Pero parang hindi ko trip un. I remembered kapag nagsusumbong ako sa parents, tito, at tita ko,(loser, sumbungero! haha!) they would say to me, "Halikan mo! Krass ka lang nun!", Ayos un ah! Kaso lang, baka mas malufet pa ang makuha kong jackpot kapag ginawa ko un e! So hindi ko na rin tinangka.(ok lang un, makaka-score ka naman!). At isa pa, sa isip-isip ko, ok ka lang?! Suntukan?! Crush?! haller!!?.

Pause...

(on the phone calling to a radio station)
-aahhhmm.. hello?
-yes, hello!
-aaaa, pwede po bang bumati?
-sure! go ahead!
-hhhhmmm, binabati ko po lahat ng mga naging classmate ko nung elementary especially to Kristine, Mercedes, at ung isa pa na sarap-to-the-bones mang-asar! Hello poh sa inyong lahat! oopppsss... aaaaaaaaa... can i pass the phone?(haha! old school!)(uy, literal un ah!)

Continuation...

Early highschool, nag-improve ang pangangamote ko! Parang hindi ko alam kung maganda un o hindi ah! Well, all i can say is, malakas talaga manghiya ang mga babae! amf! A basta, lahat tayo may mga kamote moments! Pero yun din ang saya nun e! Atleast hindi ka rin perfect! Atleast alam mong tao ka! Atleast alam mong nabubuhay ka! Sarap kaya non! Parang kanta..
(*singing*)
"yeah you bleed just to know you're alive! and I dont want the...."
....Ok tama na! Napansin ko lang, bakit ang-"emo" ng dating kapag ikaw ang kumakanta?Ewan ko sayo. Bahala ka mag-isip.(nice ric!).

When the time comes that you'll be leaving this world, when you're already in heaven, or hell, or kahit saan, o kung ano man ang paniniwala mo... Pwede mong sabihin, na sa sarili mo, minsan may isang kamote...

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This coming thursday there will be a training(btw, every thursday and just started last week) in our office themed "undepartmentalized creativity". I have always liked to think like this, but i realized i'm not asking this myself anymore recently. And now, i'm sensing "or" hope a lot of this will "come out"(and oh! I remember! "off my head"!) on these coming days. Anyway here it goes...

"What if ____________?"

nosi balasi?

1. mali naman un e. dapat, "alisabonis". pagbigyan, new year naman.
2. hindi pa rin ako makatulog.
3. ano ibig sabihin ng salitang "kalayaan"?
4. nakakainis hindi ako makapagpasaway(or simply be the kamote i am). hindi tuloy ako makadiskarte. konting bwelo lng.
5. kahit makapagbigay lang ng opinion pwede na.
6. everyone make mistakes, why can't i?
7. no room for errors. eksakto may nadaanan ako kanina, "room for rent".
8. o hindi ko lang talaga kilala sarili ko? o un nasa paligid ko?
9. nosi balasi?
10. sino ba u?
11. txbk.